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Real baddies
use their
birth charts
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Astrocartography • Timing • Natal Chart
Strategic astrology for the baddie who's ready to stop reading about her chart and start using it. No mystical word salad. No "the universe is telling you". Just the placements, the timing, and the move.
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The headquarters for action-taking baddies who want to stop collecting astrology and start using it, every month, on repeat, until the life you have been calling in is the one you are actually living.
A room full of doers and go-getters using their charts together, with the astrologer in your corner who is not letting you log off and forget what your chart just told you to do.
FOUNDERS ROUND IS NOW CLOSED.
THE MEMBERSHIP WILL REOPEN JULY 29TH.
WHO YOU'RE BOOKING
Looking for a RuPaul's Drag Race–loving, Labubu-owning, romantasy smut–reading astrologer?
You're in the right place
I'm not your typical "woo-woo" astrologer. This space won't be filled with mystical word salad that needs a translator to decipher. Whether you're brand new to astrology or already deep in it, we'll work your chart like a strategy doc — where the timing is, where the leverage is, and what to actually do.
HW Certified Relocation Astrologer
Trained in Hellenistic timing techniques
12k+ community
150+ clients coached
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