Looking for a Saturn strategist who also has opinions about RuPaul's Drag Race?
You're in the right place.
Hi, I'm AJ. I read birth charts and astrocartography maps for action-taking baddies who are done collecting astrology memes and ready to actually use their chart.
I'm not your typical woo-woo astrologer. No mystical word salad, no doom framing, no "trust the universe" when what you actually need is a plan.
What I do is translate the placements running your life into the next move you should be making, whether that's a career pivot, a money decision, or finally figuring out what's going on in your love life. Brand new to astrology or already deep in it, I've got you.
While you're here, feel free to:
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be in your delulu era
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not know what the hell is next
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share your "craziest" desires
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take big risks (yes, the kind that gets your heart racing)
Your chart is going to spill the tea on most of this anyway. You might as well embrace it from the jump.
My Story
Not to be dramatic, but I became an astrologer after my Saturn Return flipped my life upside down.
I followed the "perfect" plan: dance degree, teaching, grad school, professor track. But something felt deeply wrong.
Then I discovered I was in my Saturn Return. The self-doubt, restlessness, urge to pivot—it all made sense. Saturn was clearing out what no longer fit.
My Saturn Return was in my 9th house, so, naturally, I left the East Coast to attend grad school in California. But I was bored and depressed. For the first time, I questioned my entire purpose. If not dance, what would I do?
My birth chart showed me I needed NYC—the only place I felt like myself. After graduating, I moved back. Then I thought, "Why aren't I giving birth chart readings?" So I did.
Now I help people not just understand their charts but put them into action. If I'd played it safe and changed nothing, I don't want to imagine where I'd be.
Saturn Return's biggest lesson is to take risks and face challenges. Ignoring your birth chart means staying stuck and miserable, looking back with regrets. That wasn't going to be me.
I'm here to interpret your birth chart and help you put it into action—so you can live the life you're ready to be obsessed with.