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You're invited to the Aries Saturn Return Party (because no, we're not dreading it)

You're invited to the Aries Saturn Return Party (because no, we're not dreading it)

You're invited to the Aries Saturn Return Party (because no, we're not dreading it)

Jan 143 min read

Collage on carpet with words like "Abundant" and "Mastery," photos, and cards. Includes phrases: "UNF*CK YOUR SATURN RETURN" and "UNDER CONSTRUCTION."

Collage on carpet with words like "Abundant" and "Mastery," photos, and cards. Includes phrases: "UNF*CK YOUR SATURN RETURN" and "UNDER CONSTRUCTION."

If you’re not using the 2026 astrology as guide for your vision board, you’re doing it wrong

Dec 30, 20252 min read

Henry Creel from Stranger Things wearing glasses and a brown suit with a matching hat smiles warmly outdoors, with blurred greenery in the background.

Henry Creel from Stranger Things wearing glasses and a brown suit with a matching hat smiles warmly outdoors, with blurred greenery in the background.

2025 Astrology: Umm, what happened??

Dec 13, 20252 min read

Saturn with rings on beige background, framed by a white square. Text reads "SATURN PLANET - #07". Subtle, minimalist design.

Saturn with rings on beige background, framed by a white square. Text reads "SATURN PLANET - #07". Subtle, minimalist design.

What the Hell is a Saturn Return?! (and why you should actually care)

Dec 6, 20252 min read

Two people clinging to a metal bar, expressions of fear and determination. Windblown hair, intense emotion, earthy-toned background.

Two people clinging to a metal bar, expressions of fear and determination. Windblown hair, intense emotion, earthy-toned background.

Saturn returns are like the movie Twister…

Nov 19, 20253 min read

Person with a book over face reclines on bench in sunny outdoor setting. Wears plaid pants and sneakers, under a leafy tree. Relaxed mood.

Person with a book over face reclines on bench in sunny outdoor setting. Wears plaid pants and sneakers, under a leafy tree. Relaxed mood.

5 Planets Are Retrograde: What It Means for Your Energy & Productivity

Nov 14, 20252 min read

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